Call me dense!

I started knitting KK's Thing 1 hat.......or so I thought. I totally spaced and thought that Thing 1 and Thing 2 were black......well actually, they are RED. So I have the ribbing finished for a black toque, and am not even sure I want to make a black toque!

I do want to make penguin hats, but they start out in red for the feet, not black.

I am finished KK's acorn hat and I like the modifications I made. I am also finished my 'Cat in the Hat' toque, pics to follow shortly.

In other news I started working at Rotten Ronnie's aka McDonald's. Last night was my fist shift at the actual restaurant. I got to scrub the men's room. So, now while I have your attention, I want to know.............WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MALE POPULATION THAT THEY CANNOT AIM WELL ENOUGH TO HIT A FUCKING URINAL?!?!?!?!

Come on, it is around 2 feet wide by 3 feet long. A penis is much smaller then that, no matter WHAT a guy may claim, and a pee stream is even smaller, so why in the name of a saint can a man not pee without getting it on the walls beside and behind the urinal?

And why, why would some asshole think that it is a good idea to spit their gum into the urinal? Do they get some kind of sick laugh at the thought of a McDonald's employee having to pick it out after it has been peed on all during the day?

And here is to all the STUPID LAZY teenagers that I work with who know that the manager does not have the time in the day to go check the bathrooms to see if they were actually cleaned, and so they lie about doing it. FUCK YOU you lazy little shits who think the world revolves around you and that you don't have to clean washrooms. Fuck you with an ice cold, nasty dirty scratchy toilet brush in your stupid little lazy eye.

I see I am going to love my job. I'm already a coffee chronic and renewed smoker. What else could happen to me? Well, maybe this twitch in my eye may become permanent.